Alexander's Last Words

 

Alexander, The Great's Last Words

 

Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests, his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence.

He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit him to reach his distant homeland. So, the mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last.

He called his generals and said, "I will depart from this world soon, I have three wishes, please carry them out without fail." With tears flowing down their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes.

 

"My first desire is that", said Alexander, "My physicians alone must" carry my coffin." After a pause, he continued, "Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury".

The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. "My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin".

The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dared bring the question to their lips... Alexander's favorite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart. "O king, we assure you that your wishes will all be fulfilled. But tell us why do you make such strange wishes?"

 

At this Alexander took a deep breath and said: "I would like the world  to know of the three lessons I have just learnt.

Lessons to learn from last 3 wishes of King Alexander...

 

I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor can really cure anybody. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death. So let not people take life for granted.

 

The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the way to the graveyard is to tell People that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life earning riches but cannot take anything with me. Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.

 

And about my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world".

 

With these words, the king closed his eyes. Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . .

 

Lessons to Learn

Remember, your good health is in your own hands, look after it.
 
Wealth is only meaningful if you can enjoy it, while you are still alive and kicking.
 
What you do for yourself dies with you, but what you do for others, lives on - "Legacy"

 

30 seconds Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

 

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.

 

You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit. Imagine you're keeping all of these in the air.

 

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

 

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass.

 

If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered.

They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive not to drop any of these."

 

Work efficiently during office-hours & leave on time

Give required time to your family & friends

And don't forget to have proper rest.

 

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

 

Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

Don't just have career goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order. There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

 

Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.

 

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid cards with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? .................

 

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices....Don't be serious, be sincere!

 

The Irony in America

 

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

 

Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

 

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

EVER WONDER ...

 

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

 

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

 

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Spread the Stupidity.