Tuesday 18 August 2009

An Ode To Sorpotel

For the hotch potch known as Haggis
Let the Scotsman yearn or yell
For the taste of Yorkshire pudding
Let the English family dwell.
For the famed Tandoori Chicken
That Punjabis praise like hell
But for us Mangies and Goans
There's nothing like SORPOTEL !

From the big wigs in Colaba
To the small fry in Cavel
From the growing tribes in Bandra
To the remnants in Parel
From the lovely girls in Glaxo
To the boys in Burma Shell
There's no Mang-Goan whose mouth won't water
When you talk of SORPOTEL !

And Oh! for Christmas dinner
Don't you think it would be swell
If by some freak of fortune
Or by some magic spell
We could, as they have in Goa
A bottle of the cajel
And toddy leavened sannas
To go with SORPOTEL !

And from good ol' Kolkata,
Please let me add some thoughts,
Of hing-aer kachouris, and tea in chatty-pots.
A perfect combination,
I'm sure you'd remember well,
But for that sit-down dinner,
It's got to be SORPOTEL !

Now the anglo-bras will swear,
by smelly balichow,
And butt curry from Chulias,
(You know, the innards of the cow.)
But they get all stoned and dreamy
when they get that heady smell,
of toddy-drunken sannas and steaming SORPOTEL !

And every bloke from Cal,
Will talk of kati roll.
Of puchkas, dalpuri and nehari,
And sometimes maachaer jhol.
Panthey Kowswey jhalfrezee and pepper water
Oh I love them as well,
But if we have to go to the polls
I VOTE FOR SORPOTEL !

(Author unknown !!)
....sent in by Patricia Morris: Delhi

The Echo of Life

A man and his son were walking in the forest.

Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, “Ahhhh!”

Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhh!”

Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”,
but the only answer he receives is: “Who are you?”

This makes him angry, so he screams: “You are a coward!”,
and the voice answers: “You are a coward!”

He looks at his father, asking, “Dad, what is going on?”

“Son,” the man replies, “Pay attention!”

Then he screams, “I admire you!”

The voice answers: “I admire you!”

The father shouts, “You are wonderful!”, and the voice answers: “You are wonderful!”

Then the father explains, “People call this ‘ECHO’, but truly it is ‘LIFE’!

Life always gives you back what you give out.

Life is a mirror of your actions.

If you want more love, give more love!

If you want more kindness, give more kindness!

If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect!

If you want people to be patient and respectful to you, give patience and respect!

This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives.”

Life always gives you back what you give out.

Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

Author: UNKNOWN
.......sent in by Rev Balthazar Castelino: Paris

Tuesday 11 August 2009

Bloody Swine Flu

There's a lot of scare and concern in the air over the pandemic spread of the Swine-Flu all over. TV channels are contributing seriously in spreading this infectious fear - and often also carry confusing advice and instructions on how to prevent it.
It is not yet clear though, how the common man can distinguish between a common attack of influenza and the H1N1 Swine Flu without panic-ing and rushing to expose him/herself to the expensive and elusive test to identify the virus attack on them.
In the circumstances, the only answer is prevention. Here are some basic precautions that can be taken using household items - the normal spices and root condiments available in every kitchen at home:

Prevention of Swine flu using household products

These tips for Scientific prevention of Swine flu using household products will prove useful:
1. Inhale clove oil for one second
2. Chew 1 clove a day.
3. Eat raw garlic, onion, ginger.
4. Drink hot milk with 2 gm of turmeric.
5. Consume plenty of vitamin C fruits.
6. Use 'Nilgiri oil' on handkerchiefs.
7. Wash-scrub your hands more than five times a day. Use disinfectant soap.

You practie this, and you will Be Safe !

Monday 10 August 2009

Wise Quotes


To Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you

Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.

The happiest people do not necessarily have the best of all
They simply appreciate what they find on their way.

Write your Sad times in Sand. Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Dream of what you most enjoy. Go where you want to go.
Be whom you want to be. You have but one life.

To achieve what you want to achieve, to find on your way
Enough luck to remain happy, Enough challanges to become strong
Enough grief to remain human, Enough hope to be happy

What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions... ? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience.. . ? "WRONG DECISIONS “

It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS

Forget what’s gone, Leave what’s behind you
Your failures and your pain, If you know the strength and patience,
Welcome the company of trees..
Hal Borland

The Day, Water, Sun, Moon, Night –
I do not have to purchase these things with money.
PLAUTUS

Easy to say we love.. Difficult to demonstrate it every day.
Easy to judge the errors of others. Difficult to recognize our own errors
I do not count the hours I spend in wandering by the sea.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

One today is worth two tomorrows.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Don't make promise when you are in JOY . Don't reply when you are SAD. Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise. Easy to receive. Difficult to give.

More Definitions!

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

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