Thursday, 13 September 2012
Proud to be an Indian! Jai Ho!
GREAT STATISTICS...... DEFINITELY SOMETHING NOT WITNESSED ANYWHERE.....IN THIS WORLD
THIS IS INDIA
How cosmopolitan and secular is the world's largest democracy?
When Pranab Mukherjee was sworn in as the President of India in July 2012,
the world witnessed
a Parsi Chief Justice Kapadia
swear in a Brahmin President Mukherjee,
with a Muslim Vice President Hamid Ansari,
a Sikh Prime Minister Manmohan Singh,
an Italian-born Catholic chairman of the ruling party Sonia Gandhi,
a Dalit Speaker of the Parliament Meira Kumar attending the ceremony.
a Sikh Chief of the Indian Army General Bikram Singh,
an Anglo Indian from Allahabad - Chief of Air Force Air Chief Marshal N.A.K. Browne - whose son Omar is also an ace fighter pilot of the Indian Air Force.
Wonder which other country on this globe has a similar record? I can't think of any.
Proud to be Indian!
Wednesday, 22 September 2010
Finance special
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Raju replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Raju said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."
The farmer asked: "What you gonna do with him?"
Raju: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Raju: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Raju and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Raju: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two rupees a piece and made a profit of Rs. 898."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Raju: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two rupees."
Raju grew up and eventually became the Chairman of Satyam.
Saturday, 18 September 2010
Classy & Witty - Steven Wright Quotes
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... but she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever.... so far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Very Important - Keep this in mind
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Monday, 30 August 2010
Have A Laugh
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2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian . Think about it .
3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!
5 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8 . So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
9 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
11 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving .
This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Monday, 9 August 2010
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Tuesday, 3 August 2010
Hilarious! Growing up without a cell phone
If you are 40, or older, you may find this is hilarious!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!
Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
Thursday, 15 July 2010
Demographics: Muslim vs Jewish
| Extracts from the speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank. Demographics: o World Jewish Population. 14 million o Distribution: 7 m in America 5 m in Asia 2 m in Europe 100 thousand in Africa o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East 400 M in Africa 44 M in Europe 6 M in the Americas o Every fifth human being is a Muslim. o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion Muslims Why? Here are some of the reasons. Movers of Current History o Albert Einstein Jewish o Sigmund Freud Jewish o Karl Marx Jewish o Paul Samuelson Jewish o Milton Friedman Jewish Medical Milestones o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk Jewish o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion Jewish o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg Jewish o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich Jewish o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff Jewish o Endocrinology Andrew Schally Jewish o Cognitive therapy. Aaron Beck Jewish o Contraceptive Pill Gregory Pincus Jewish o Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald Jewish o Embryology. Stanley Cohen Jewish o Kidney Dialysis Willem Kloffcame Jewish Nobel Prize Winners o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners Inventions that changed History o Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor Jewish o Nuclear Chain Reactor Leo Sziland Jewish o Optical Fibre Cable Peter Schultz Jewish o Traffic Lights Charles Adler Jewish o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss Jewish o Sound Movies Isador Kisee Jewish o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner Jewish o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg Jewish Influential Global Business o Polo Ralph Lauren Jewish o Coca Cola Jewish o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss Jewish o Sawbuck's Howard Schultz Jewish o Google Sergey Brin Jewish o Dell Computers Michael Dell Jewish o Oracle Larry Ellison Jewish o DKNY Donna Karan Jewish o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins Jewish o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg Jewish Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State Jewish o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniver sity Jewish o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve Jewish o Joseph Lieberman Jewish o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State Jewish o CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence Jewish o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister Jewish o DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister Jewish o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia Jewish o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman Jewish o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM Jewish o Barry Goldwater , US Politician Jewish o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish o Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury Jewish Global Media Influential o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish o Barbara Walters ABC News Jewish o EugeneMeyer , Washington Post Jewish o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish o Katherine Graham , Washington Post Jewish o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish Global Philanthropists o George Soros Jewish o Walter Annenberg Jewish Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless? Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge. o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500 universities. o In USA alone, 5,758 universities o In India alone, 8,407 universities o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500 Ranking Universities of the World o Literacy in the Christian World 90% o Literacy in the Muslim World 40% o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100% o Muslim majority - countries , None o 98% in Christian countries completed primary o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary. o 40% in Christian countries attended university o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended. o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims o The USA has 5000 per million o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million. o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million. o Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP Conclusion. o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge. Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing knowledge. o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens. o In UK book titles per million is 2000 o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17 Conclusion. o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge Applying Knowledge is another such test. o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports. o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2% o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3% o Singapore alone is 68% Conclusion. o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge. What do you conclude? Advice: Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever). We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity, our literacy...And nothing else. |
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Cranky old man....
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Very true words indeed .. ..
Some of us are already there...
For sure, we'll all be there!!!!!!!
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Sunday, 6 June 2010
A unique bank account
Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.
However, this prize had rules, just as any game has certain rules.
The first set of rules would be:
1. Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.
2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.
3. You may only spend it.
Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another $86,400.00 for that day.
The second set of rules:
1. The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say, "It's over, the game is over!"
2. It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.
What would you personally do?
You would buy anything and everything you wanted, right?
Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right?
Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself, right?
ACTUALLY, THIS GAME IS REALITY!!
Each of us is in possession of such a "magical" bank.
We just can't seem to see it.
THE MAGICAL BANK IS TIME!
Each awakening morning we receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life.
What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost. Yesterday is forever gone.
Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time ...
WELL, what will you do with your 86,400 seconds?
Aren't they worth so much more than the same amount in dollars?
Think about that, and always think of this:
Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.
So take care of yourself, and enjoy life! Use time wisely for yourself, loved ones & others
Sunday, 30 May 2010
Zen teachings...
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just go away and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Monday, 17 May 2010
aspects of Incredible India?
that came to me on email as a forward....
So many are the contradictions in our life...
Read on....
Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance, police, or fire brigade...
Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,
Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,...
Where people worship cows, and yet wear footwear made from cowhide...
Where the footwear we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,
Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."
This really is Incredible India... ?
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Maxwell Pereira IPS (Retd.)
3725 Sector-23, Gurgaon-122017
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Sonal's almanac - South American Adventure
The day has come for my crazy adventure to begin :) I'm planning to take one day at a time and not get (try not to get) too flustered when things don't go as they should!
I'm all packed and set, just heading for my shower now. Will be leaving for the airport at 1pm.
Just wanted you all to have the instructions on how to send me text messages for free from the web (only while I'm in Brazil). Hopefully I will be able to get a sim card from Oi Telecom. Once I text Mum the phone number, she'll be emailing/texting all of you to let u know what it is. Then just follow the steps below to stay in touch for free :)
Go to: www.oi.com.br
> Codigo 21 (Rio de Janeiro area code)
> Mensagem( Text)
> Enviar Torpedo (send Torpido)
Love you guys loads and will missing you all SO much on this trip!! Hope i can take pictures to capture everything.
Chat next from Brazil :)
Ciao
Sonal
I just spoke with Sonal and I'm happy to report that she & TJ landed safely in NYC and will be en route to Rio soon.
Take care!,
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Sonal
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12 February 2010 15:29
Subject: Details in Rio
Subject: All´s well
Really quick email to let u guys know the fever~s finally let up but I now have Daniel´s eye infection along with a splitting headache at all times :( Had a massive blow up (hissy fit) this afternoon, after walking for 2hrs in the noon sun looking for BLOODY MCDONALDS!!!!
I´m not sure I´m with the best threesome... looking fwd to when we become two!!
grrr
Met Rohan. Just came back from the Maracana Stadium where we watched a football match. CRAZY!!!! and CRAP at the same time.
Saw Sugar Loaf during the day which was def the highlight of my day, since I´ve been in a massive mood and a tad homesick since then. But dont worry - I´ve totally snapped out of it already. Don~t call too often cos TJ´s upset her Parents havent called even once all this time!!
love u guys
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Sonal
Thank you for your mail baby,
It is not clear though....
i) whether u are really adhering to your planned itinerary, or have had to change due to the spell of illness.
ii) whether rohan is independently on his own, or is part of your planned tour
iii) what happened to your 5-day package tour in Rio - wasn't that tour to culminate with the carnival and madri gras?
iv) didn't understand the part about "the massive blow up" u had?
v) and who was the third in the 'threesome'? ...obviously it wasn't Rohan - so who?
vi) have u given a call to Ivan Noronha or the contact he put u on to?
could have wished you both more grandly as you would have liked... but
then...
Don't want to make my emails long, to save u time at the internet cafe
- but then there's always so much to tell. Sorry...
Love you baby, do take care...
Daddy
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hi my darling Daddykins
Other than that, the days have been absolutely lovely. I feel so disconnected from you guys... I realize how much I depend on my family as a life line! I~ve lived away from home for so long, but not being able to speak to you all and discuss my issues with indi and just have a good old gossip, those are things that are really getting to me. But I´m really going to try to take time out to come to internet cafes like this and just let rip in emails at least :) We were always in such a bloody rush to get eevrywhere that I´ve just not had time to do this. *sigh*
Subject: Hola
Hi there,
check out Facebook for pics from Rio... not been able to put up everything.
Sonu hope you~re feeling better.
Love u guys!!!
We leave for Ilha Grande tomorrow morning at 10.30am.
Always your
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Sonal
Hi Dad
We´re in Ilha Grande now. its absolutely gorgeous.
Alls well.
Love u
Sonal
Hi Everyone,
Sonal made it to Ilha Grande and finally got her mobile working by using her SIM in her friends phone.
Her number is: +55 (218) 620-2983 and the timezone is UTC/GMT -2 hours.
Take care and best wishes! -Keith
Off to Iguazzu
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Sonal
Subject: Phone number in Argentina
Hi All
Missing you all loads.... you would all really love Buenos Aires.
You can´t imagine how BROWN I have become... definitely verging on 75% cocoa dark chocolate!!! :(
BA isn't as warm as Brazil, but its still sunny everyday with a lovely breeze. The locals dress as though its Autumn (which it prob is for them) but we're mostly in shorts and t-shirts everyday! Our clothes STINK and we are dying to find a laundrette!!! But not yet... have to wait for Ms. High Mainenance, who is leaving tomorrow for the UK, to have her way and do/see as much as she can while she's here!! Cannot wait until its just TJ & me, although I am worried whether I'll be a lot more of a boring travel companion for TJ compared to crazy Claudia *sigh* Whatever, I dont care!
Had the most incredible meal last night at a place called La Cabrera, where we had to wait for almost 2.5hrs before we finally got a table! Not a posh place at all, just super authentic and great prices. We`re in love with this particular Malbec, which has been ordered twice in a row now to go with our steaks. It knocks me off completely, so I'm dead asleep in a meat coma and red wine after each meal! Even so, by the time we had dinner it was already 1am and then by the time we got home (after going on to a bar - thats the normal time to 'hang out' and have drinks in BA even on a week night) it was nearly 4am!! Can't say we had a wild time, but it was definitely fun :) The girls are disappointed in the Argentinian men, but I'm just happy that we're getting less attention than we were in Brazil (crazy people)!!!
Oh - haha - the whole blooming point of this email was to tell you guys that we found another fabulous local who sorted us out with a local phone (old nokia cellphone for $40). Neither TJ nor my phones work here cos we need a quad band phone, so it was just easier buying one cos the local payphones SUCK!!!! So here's the number you will need for the next month or so, whilst we're in this country.
Call: +54-11-3897-7746
Tonight we're off to another late night out with Ms. Crazy! We're going to a luxury hotel called Faena for drinks (real backpackers huh?) and then on to San Telmo for some booty shaking! LOL - trust me, thats a joke! The music here is super cheesey... only found ONE place that had good regathone music and that was a tourist shop!!!!!
Hope you are all well.
Love you loads,
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Sonal
Hi my darling Daddykins,
So wonderful to hear about your night out with the girls... I am not surprised you had such a "wonderful evening indeed"!!! :)
Avenue Q is meant to be one of the best shows in town, so I'm thrilled you had a chance to see it AND knowing one of the singers in it is even more fabulous!!! I hope you and Sarah were comfy with each other there and back, although all the other women being there must have been a nice add on as well.
We're taking it easy today as we came back home at 5.30am this morning after an interesting night out! Claudia's gone to the airport and now its just TJ & me!! I hope she doesnt feel weird about it. Luckily we're taking it easy so we'll both be refreshed by this evening and ready to head back out there.
Today's all about chores... we have to do our laundry (laundrette's right opposite the hostel), download our pics and save them to my large USB drive, buy some groceries so we can make our own breakfast over the next few days (they only give us coffee and these weird sugary croissants in the morning) and have some sleep!!! We'll be taking day trips to see Tigre, Colonia and Monte Vidio over the next few days as we´ve seen/walked the length and breadth of BA over the last couple of days!!! We're meeting some locals this evening, friends and family of TJ's colleague from England. Should be fun :)
Yesterday we saw La Boca (where the football stadium is) and some gorgeous multi coloured houses where there were tango shows in the street and cute little cafes where we caught a bite to eat before heading off to see the Congressional Palace (dirty, but worth seeing all the same). Everything in BA has absolutely gorgeous architecture! Makes me realise how much we take London for granted, because at every corner I feel like taking pics of rooftops or domes or balconies or outer facades!
We had a nice chilled out day yesterday and then came home to get ready for Claudia's last night in the City! After a wonderful meal at a local restaurant called Cumana, our evening slowly went downhill. We went to three different parts of the city that we had heard were fun, but the nightlife was DEAD! Claudia was getting more and more pissed off and somehow I felt responsible!!!! In the end we decided to go back to the place we went the night before, which had outdoor bars and seemed like good fun. Thank goodness cabs are cheap in BA!!
Okay back to the craziness of last night... we decided to call it a night around 3.30am but I knew everyone felt down about it being a shit night, so on the way home I asked the taxi driver if he knew any good clubs (no one speaks english here so u've literally got to use sign language or think of french equivalents for the words you're trying to say). He took us to a local place, which seemed to have fun music inside so we thought we'd give it a go. Once inside we were asked to pay 30 pesos (around 6 pounds) entrance, doesnt sound like much in pounds, but we're always running out of money over here so we're really conscious of how much we spend, especially when we know we have to get home by cab etc. So I decided to chat up the cashier, who I could tell was very gay! I asked him about his tattoos and said how fabulous I thought they were :) instantly he warmed to us and asked us where we were from. The guy had a nose ring through the front of his nose - like bulls have in India!!!! Once he discovered we were from England he started trying out his "Ingles" and said he had lived in Shoreditch for 6 months to try and improve his english!! We immediately bonded and he winked at us as he slid across the entrance tickets (for free) along with drink coupons for each of us and as an after thought he also gave us wrist bands to get into the VIP area of the club!!! We were all ecstatic and couldnt believe our luck!!!! See what I mean about finding lovely locals?! :)
Anyway, the club is really nothing to write home about but we were REALLY glad we had the VIP entrance because that kept us away from the groping hands of the disgusting people on the regular dance floor!! We only discovered/experienced those when going to the loo, which was the scariest experience of our lives!! But the VIP area was nice and we danced the night/morning away. Managed to get in a cab and come home by around 5.30am this morning!!! Claudia was over the moon and I was happy she wouldnt be in a massive sulk before leaving to go back to England *phew* We all had a great time, so it was a worthwhile diversion afterall!
Feeling quite knackered now so I'm heading to bed for a little bit.
Love you loads and hope you continue to have a wonderful time with S&S&D before you head home in a week's time :( I can just imagine how sad you must be feeling. I miss my Daniel soooooooooooooooo much as well. Please make sure he doesn't give you any parting "gifts" they way he gave me when I left!!!!!
All my love,
Sonal
FYI: Moving to a new hotel
Hi All,
Had a wonderful day yesterday in Tigre... day trip from BA. just like going to Windsor for the day!
Btw we had a bit of surprise this morning, our reservation at this hostel was only until today! On top of which they have someone moving into our room RIGHT NOW! So we have to go pack and move to a new place. Luckily we found one pretty quickly online and made the reservation. Here are the details:
Estación Buenos Aires Hostel
Solis 458,
Buenos Aires,
Argentina 1078
Tel: +(54-11)4381-0734
Love n hugs,
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Sonal
FYI: moving back to Petit Recoletta!!!!!!!
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Sonal
Love your emails Daddykins... please dont stop!
So glad you were able to extend your trip and be with S&S&D for a month longer. I am sure it was bloody hard work for you, but what a blessing to have spent so much time with your grandson in his formative years. I'm very jealous :) even though I know what a hard slog it is running up and down doing so much everyday. I am petrified that you'll head back and fall sick with the relatively calmer times in Delhi!! Do whatever you can to boost your immune system even thereafter okay? Thats what I didnt do! I hope you have a bottle of those Airborne pills... they are effervescent tabs which you just have to put one in a glass of water before boarding your flight (or on the plane itself) to Delhi. The tabs have echinacea and vit C - enough to protect you from the claustrophobic environment on the plane.
We are so happy to be back in our old hostel... feels like home! TJ's making eggs for our breakfast, we also get the Argentinian speciality of sweet croissants and coffee from the hostel itself. We'll be heading towards the zoo and the botanical gardens this afternoon, having pretty much exhausted all else there is to sight see in BA!
Heading to Ushuaia, the end of the World, on Wed morning. Should be there around 1pm, if flights are on time (which they rarely are here).
Must run, breakfast is ready.
Lots of love,
Sonal
I really cannot have enough of your travel notes; please keep them coming, as often as you can.
I am glad your experiences with the locals have so far been pleasant. God be praised. Even so, as a concerned parent I will still warn you that caution is the word. It is better to be forewarned and careful, that be sorry later. I really do not want that chance to point a finger and say "I told you so!".
Nothing else for tha moment, so I will wind up.
Take care baby..
Love you..
daddy
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Subject: South American Adventure Part I
Hi All,
It's our last day in Buenos Aires so I thought I would drop you all a quick line to let you know how things have been going so far with our S. American Adventure!!
We have now seen: Rio de Janiero, Ilha Grande (Big Island), Iguazzu Falls, Buenos Aires & Tigre. My favourite place (surprisingly) has been Rio by far!! Perhaps it's a combination of the blue skies & sunshine (yes, I have tanned BIG time and I am now resigned to it) or perhaps the delicious food and the friendly people!? Or perhaps the fact that everyone thought I was Brazilian and seemed to understand my terrible Portugese! Whatever the reason, Rio surpassed any expectation that I had and I would definitely recommend it as a fun, chilled out and culturally interesting vacation!
Buenos Aires has been fantastic as well. It definitely lives up to its reputation as the Paris of South America... however it has a strange INDIAN twist to it. For example, the streets are lined with "kioskos" (mini kiosks) that burn & sell agarbattis (incense sticks) giving the avenues a strange indian temple vibe! Plus everyone wears indian paraphenalia like jewellery and Om necklaces, even their pants look like the pyjamas indian women wear under the kameez / long tunic tops! But there are hardly ANY indians in this place!!! So strange...
The locals have been quite taken by TJ & I, as they think we're Brazilian but when we speak they realize we must be Brits or Americans, which confuses them no end. Random strangers come upto us in the tubes, streets, buses, cafes, bars, etc just to compliment us on our eyes or complexion (which I find hysterical)!!! At first we were weirded out by it remembering your advice - "do not trust strangers" - but now we're enjoying the compliments and making sure we take advantage of it, especially when it allows us to go free into places!!! :)
Besides the obvious sights and incredible natural wonders of the world (i.e. Iguazzu), our trip has really only been a success so far because of the locals! We've had strangers help us figure out the weird telephone system in S. America (unbelievably frustrating), give us directions, buy us bus tickets when we didnt have change, help us figure out cooking instructions on soup packets, etc etc!!!!! And dont believe a word the guidebooks say about the taxi drivers in Rio or Buenos Aires... they have been absolutely WONDERFUL!! We've literally had our own tour guides with these guys, or they are extremely daddy-like warning us in their broken english to watch out for thieves etc.
I can't believe it has been 3.5 weeks since we left England for S. America... time has flown and I've only had one hissy fit so far *phew*
Tomorrow we head to the southern most city in the World... Ushuaia, where we hope to see magellan penguins, the Beagle channel and lots of glaciers!! Oh how could I forget the incredible steaks we've been having as well and can you believe I actually LIKE the red wine as well!!!! Absolutely out of this world! :)
I do miss the comforts of home, but we're definitely enjoying the rollercoaster ride and looking forward to the next few weeks of living in the blistering cold wilderness of the Antarctic!! Right now I could SO do with No. 7 - my lovely reflexology man ;) But I've been told I havent earned it yet... I feel like I've walked MORE in the last 3 weeks than I have in the last 2 yrs in Cali!!!!! Bloody hell I've earned it!!! *sigh* But I'll wait... we're planning to have a fab pampering session as soon as we reach Peru AFTER we're done with the Inca Trail *yikes*
There's SO much I could write to you guys about... but I'll leave it at that.
Hope you are all well and missing me LOADS :-P I know I miss all of you and SO wish you were here on this trip with me.
Love n hugs,
Sonal-xxxx-
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Hola from El Calafate
Pics from Perito Moreno
Just a few Pics from Perito Moreno yesterday
A few more pics from Perito Moreno
Had already shared these with Keith, just fwding on to you guys as well.
Lots of love,
Sonal
Subject: Chile
Hi All,
Quick note to let you know that we have arrived safely in Puerto Natales, Chile. The weather here is pretty erratic and I'm worried about our hike tomorrow up in the Torres del Paine! Will let you know how it goes.
We return to Argentina on Sunday, and in the meantime we're staying at a really fabulous place called Las Carretas. This town looks like a council estate up in Stafford or something!!! We were sooo worried when we got off the bus, but were thrilled to find another little oasis in the desert. We have lovely guest house people and are thrilled with the high standards when all around looks so desolate!
If you need to call, we're in Room 2. The number here is: (0) 61 414 584
Absolutely no idea of the country codes etc at the moment. Feel pretty lost here, thank God everyone speaks Spanish (even tho we're not great at it)!
Love u all loads,
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Sonal
Subject: All's well
Hi All
All's well. Just to let you know that we made it back into Argentina without too much hassle, except a few aching bones and stiff legs after our crazy hike the prev day!!! We're heading to Bariloche this evening, here are the details of the place we're staying at:
Condor de los Andes
+54-29-44-522-448
Hope all's well at all your ends.
Dad: Sorry to hear about your car breaking down. Hope all's been fixed now? miss u
Indi: missing our chats like hell!!!
Sonu/Mum/Keith: Have already emailed u guys, miss you too :)
Lots of love
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Sonal
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Hi my darling Daddykins
Feels like ages since I heard from you... have been dying to call and chat with you & will perhaps try tonight when it's your daytime. The time diff really makes it tough...
We had a pretty good journey from Rio Gallegos to Bariloche... the bus was super comfortable, we had bucket seats that went almost completely flat, but I had a tallllll Danish boy sitting behind me so I felt guilty reclining all the way crushing his poor legs!!! Anyway, a restless journey later we finally got to Bariloche, the Lake District of Patagonia and we decided to take a break today, and just get to know the town and our neighbourhood. We'll be here until Sat, when we take ANOTHER bus journey to Buenos Aires!!! Just finished having a lazy morning, researching hostels in the next few places we're heading to in Bolivia and booking what we can from here. It's going to be a rough few weeks ahead, so don't be worried if you dont know where we are at times. I hope our cellphone will work there!!
The place we're staying at is truly a hostel!!! It has absolutely no luxury, except it is bang smack in the middle of town and looks like a Swiss chalet from outside. The kitchen and common areas are really cosy, and our bedroom has two bunk beds! Aside from that its just our bathroom that we have to get comfortable with... the water in the shower takes forever to drain and the shower itself goes from cold to tepid!! Very annoying, but we've decided to deal with it since we've had NO experience of such a place so far. Might as well see what 'roughing it out' really means.
S'all for now. We're heading for a walk by the lake now so hope to have some pics from this place.
Love u loads,
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Sonal
hi Daddykins
The Inca trail is still on for now... have to email the tour people to double check as the trail was shut for Feb and March due to the landslides in January. They are due to re-open in April but there are doubts as to the trails that can be used! All our trekking thus far has been in preparation for this massive once-in-a-life experience, so I hope (even though I'm secretly shitting myself about it) things will be okay in the end.
Love u loads...
Sonal
Subject: Update
Hi All,
Just to let you guys know that all's well at this end. We arrived in Buenos Aires a few hrs ago and our staying our favourite part of town (Palermo). Feels great being back, even though it's just for a day!
The bus journey down to BA was surprisingly comfortable and both TJ and I were thrilled by the incredible service! Imagine Business Class (airplane) style reclinable seats, with pillow and blanket included. To top it off we got two meals, one for dinner (pasta and salad + vino!!!) and one for breakfast (croissants, jam and coffee). The best part was that they show movies on a large screen hanging from the roof (I swear domestic and international plane people need to learn a thing or two from this type of service)... I watched a fantastic one called 7 pounds with Will Smith (cried my eyes out tho so I dont recommend you watch it) and then another one called 12 Rounds (which was stupid).
We're making the most of our last night in a clean hotel with toilet that actually has TP! We've heard very interesting stories about Bolivia and Peru, so we're stocking up on everything now!!
Please don't worry if you don't hear from us in the next few days as we're literally spending one night in every tiny little town once we arrive in Bolivia tomorrow. Our route in case you get worried is: Buenos Aires to Santa Cruz (Bolivia) where we'll be spending one night. The next day we are hopefully taking a bus or train to Oruro, where we hope to find a place to stay. The day after we travel to Uyuni where we finally get to see Salar de Uyuni (the Salt Flats). Finally we'll make our way to La Paz by the weekend, where we'll be staying for a few nights. Will send you details of the hotel there once the route in between is a tad more finalized.
The hotel we're staying at in Santa Cruz is:
HI Copacabana
Calle Junin No: 217
Santa Cruz
We'll call and email when possible.
Love n hugs,
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Sonal
Subject: Bolivia...
Hi All,
TJ & I are chilling out at the Bus Station in Santa Cruz, so we thought we'd use the time wisely and get on the internet to finally catch up on emails and uploading pics etc.
We arrived safe & sound from Buenos Aires yesterday, and were amazed to discover HOW MUCH this City is like Delhi!! The billboards along the road, from the airport to the city center, as well as the earthy smell after heavy rains have hit the City. We were thrilled to drive up to our hotel which was right next to an open plaza/square that had lots of palm trees (looked just like the Sq in San jose) and loads of people milling around, just having a chilled out walk in the evening. After dropping our luggage off in our rooms (which we changed 3 times until we found one that didnt smell of pee or smoke), we went down to the plaza and enjoyed the lovely evening breeze and sat on a bench while eating icecream and people watching! We were mad at ourselves for ourselves for not taking a camera along, but we have lovely memories of our first evening in Bolivia.
The people here are sooooo lovely... they're super down to earth and NO ONE speaks English!!! TJ has been practicing her spanish so that I dont have to come everywhere with her and she's actually really good at it. It helps that she's gorgeous so people practically have their tongues hanging out while being ready to do her bidding. It's really funny to watch!! With me, they usually assume I'm Brazilian and I dont correct them anymore. You get treated with less white glove treatment BUT at least they don't take you for a ride with the prices of things. Which honestly you wouldnt care about over here because EVERYTHING is SO cheap!!! Bolivianos or BOBs as they're called :) are 1 pound for 10 Bobs! To give you an idea, we're using the internet for an hour and paying 3 Bobs, or a full english breakfast this morning cost us 50 Bobs and one caiparinha (yes, I'm still ordering them wherever I go) cost 25 Bob!!! O M G - 2 pounds 50 for my favourite drink???? Excuse to get trashed you might think however we are being very careful about how much we drink because these guys REALLY dont know how to measure ONE shot, they just keep pouring and pouring without a measuring thingy!! Plus I dont like ice in my drinks, so it feels even more alcoholic! So regardless of how cheap they are, we can only usually manage one or max 2 drinks at night!!!
After a good night's rest yesterday we had a lovely breakfast of eggs and toast (we skipped the breaky at the hotel which was just like India - coffee boiled with the milk so it had malai on top + whipped butter with sweet toast), and then found a Tourist Office where we got all the informaation regarding our trip to see the Salt Flats. It's going to be a lot longer than we had imagined, and we heard the weather may not be the best (freezing cold at the moment), but everyone has been so helpful that we feel a lot better about the actual route etc. The hotel where we're staying even gave us a list of hotels in diff cities in Bolivia, and we were able to buy a local chip for our phone, which we used to call ahead and book rooms in the various places along the way. So we're definitely feeling a lot more organized now :) Since we're literally staying less than 10hrs in each place, there's really no point sending you guys all the info. Will send u details for the place we'll be staying at in La Paz, where we'll be staying over the weekend.
Hope all's well with all of you... it's been so nice catching up with Mum and Keith over the phone.
Mum: How many eye ops does Ajj have left? Anymore news on the job front? Btw Tej and I went to Church today, it was a gorgeous one in the middle of the plaza I mentioned earlier. TJ's more into going to Church than I am :) she wants to make sure we go for Mass on Easter Sunday, especially since we're in a Catholic country. So sweet!
Indi: I really hope you and Maniss are having a well deserved fabulous time on your honeymoon in Cancun!! Send us (K&I) a postcard if/when u can!! And def try to leave the resort to see the real Mexico... just dont get swine flu while ur at it!!
Dad: Great getting your emails and hearing about Amit's engagement!! Can't believe he's getting married on the same day as S&S! Btw how did the rest of that traveling song go -"Three old ladies locked in a lavatory, they were there from Monday to Saturday nobody knew they were there...." - we've been singing songs everywhere we go and suddenly that came to my mind and I couldnt remember the rest of the song!!! Have been meaning to ask you :)
Sonu: Hope you guys had a safe journey to S'pore and that my baby is doing well. Give him a tight squeeze from his Ona!! I can't believe how skinny and grown up and tall he looks in the recent pics. Please make sure he eats like a pig while he's there :( How's your leg?? Love to Sarah and her family.
Keith: We're chatting right now anyway :) so not much more to say to you doll. Except that I can't wait to see you in NYC, so get packing!!
Love you all loads,
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Sonal
P.S - Our cell phone no. in Bolivia is... +59174948676
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Sonal
Two bus journeys later...
P.S - they're listening to hindi music in this internet cafe!!!!
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Sonal
Made it to La Paz...
Hola Everyone,
We've made it to La Paz after a shocking journey overnight from Uyuni. But we're here and we're safe!
We've also found a really nice hotel to treat ourselves to, here are the details:
Hotel Rosario, Av.Illampu 704 • T +591 2 2451658 • La Paz, Bolivia
Don't know our room no. as yet, but we will be there until Sunday. Hopefully stay on an extra night if possible. Heading to the Amazon on Monday.
Lots of love n hugs,
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Sonal
She's in room 332
Survived a Bolivian Bus Journey... now we're ready for anything!
Hi my lovely Parents,
Please don't panic while or after reading this email... I wasnt going to send you the details of our trip but I can't resist because I know how happy you'll be to know that we are actually having a truly adventurous time and I promise this is the end of such journeys.
How we survived the last bus journey is beyond me! We couldn't get on a train back from Uyuni to Oruro, so we decided to catch a bus that would take us directly from Uyuni to La Paz (where we were headed). The journey would be overnight, so we assumed we could sleep it off and wake up in La Paz, regardless of how comfy the actual seats were going to be.
Firstly, I was mad that it tooks us 2.5days in the first place to get to Uyuni to see the salt flats, which we managed to see in less than 7hrs. It was absolutely stunning and I hate to admit, worth the trip! However, we had to have icy cold showers and the water would shut off after a certain time! So we decided the earlier we can get out the better. So literally we spent less than 24hrs there before we were ready to head out again.
Then, we couldn't get train tickets to Oruro so our hotel person got us bus tickets on the overnight bus to La Paz. Luckily a group of Israeli people around our age, who were also doing the Salt Flats tour with us, were also on the same bus - so we thought it made sense and went ahead with it. Little did we know what lay ahead...
After getting on the bus, it rattled for around 2.5 hrs down the horrible rubble roads and I sat praying for it to get on the smoother gravel or at least onto the salt flats (which people drive on over here)! But after another 2.5hrs I realized this is how it was going to be and I actually became used to it :( My teeth were chattering and every flabby part was jiggling like there's no tomorrow!! At first we found the situation hilarious, but afterwards frustrating beyond belief. I don't know how people do these journeys!? Both Tej and I were sat in shocked silence, and every now and again the entire bus would gasp and I would scream "shit" when the bus hit a massive bump and went flying or when it swerved around scary curves.
At one point the bus stopped in a traffic jam on a crazily steep mountain road for almost two hours. I used the time to fall asleep, but was woken up with people rushing off the bus and TJ trying her best to wake me up. I had to put on my shoes and jacket and grab my bag, without knowing why or what was going on. Once off the bus, I realized the situation. Our stupid driver had tried to overtake the accident that had taken place up ahead and basically swerved into a ditch. In order to get out of it, they had to offload all the passengers and reverse the bus back down the steep slope. We just all stood there, stranded in the freezing cold, while the local people tried to haul the truck out on the other side of the ditch. All of this took around 45mins, after which we waited for our bus to come back up the slope to pick us up! I had memorized the lights on the bus so we could recognize it when it came back up the hill, however 3-4 buses rushed past and we didnt see ours. When it finally came by, it literally just kept going uphill leaving us shocked with our mouths hanging open. After a couple of seconds when the realization sank in that it wasn't going to stop, around 20-30 of us started running up hill to catch it!! With the high altitude and lack of oxygen, we were absolutely exhausted in a matter of seconds. But we had to keep going because the bus just wouldnt stop...
Anyway, we managed to get back on and both TJ and I just hugged each other and were on the verge of tears. I was furious with the bus driver, but at the same time so thankful that he eventually stopped for us to jump on, despite the cars and trucks behind him honking away!! After that we suffered another 4hrs of bumpy terrain until we finally reached Oruro from where the road became a lot smoother onwards to La Paz.
So we're here now, and we managed to find a lovely cafe to have breakfast in and then this internet cafe to find a fabulous hotel (it really is as nice as the reviews say) to stay in for the next few days. We're treating ourselves to a 3 star hotel rather than staying in a hostel again, because we really deserve it. We haven't slept properly in 4 days!!! You can check out the hostel online, http://www.hotelrosario.com/lago/
Okay now I can say we have truly experienced adventure and extreme shock!! We survived to tell the tale and our so grateful that hopefully that's the last time we have to go through something like that. The other places are all well built, so we should be okay. Please keep your fingers crossed for us.
Love you guys very much and hope you wont worry after reading this. Just be happy your spoilt brat is actually getting down and dirty with the rough and tough!!
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Sonal
Baby,
I am so happy I finally touched base with you, and heard your voice.
Couldn't believe I was getting through, when the Reception clerk at Hotel Rosario del Lago replied in English, "....just a minute", and then TJ's voice came on the line!
But then TJ's lingering on ... and on... left me wondering where the hell were you.... till finally she passed the phone on to you!
And I was over the moon, just hearing your voice!
Take care, both of you.... especially in the Amazon...
Love you,
Daddy
On to the Amazon...
Hola Everyone,
Third day in La Paz and we're already packing up to head back out into the wilderness (literally). Had a wonderful time exploring this strange (very Indian looking) city with its literally breathtaking steep inclines and strange markets scattered everywhere!!! We've luckily found a number of wonderful eateries to enjoy our meals in, which makes a change from the past 4 weeks of traveling. Everything is SO cheap here that we care to hoots the level of luxury a place offers ;)
Today, being Palm Sunday, was a BIG deal here. We are staying quite close to the San Francisco Cathedral, so our street and all the adjoining streets were swarming with cute old ladies perched on the street selling palms and diff variations of the cross made with the palm leaves. Tej was super excited as she's never seen such things, so we bought two (1 Bs each!) and headed down to the Cathedral to join the local procession that was heading into Church for the palms to be blessed. We followed whatever everyone else did and before we knew it, two altar boys were dunking long stemmed flowers into a bucket of holy water which then landed straight on our heads and on our outstretched palm-crosses!! We couldn't stop giggling as we followed the drenched procession back out of the Cathedral and into the crowded square where we had walked in peace and quiet just the day before!!!
After taking a few pics we decided to walk up to the main plaza to see the various buildings and take more pics. Ended up sitting on the steps eating icecream and being stared at by the locals, including the dodgy looking Guardia (police)! Took pics with them to appease them, which seemed to do the trick. Its quite cute how stern and non-smiley everyone is here in comparison to the rest of SA. But once you talk to them and make an effort speaking spanish and being polite with huge smiles, they absolutely love us. One shop lady even warned us to be in bed by 10pm snoring, because there would be Banditos out on the streets ready to snatch our bags from us. All of this was done in spanish and gestures which was hilarious but we had to put on serious faces to pretend we were taking her seriously. SO CUTE!!!!!
So we've now booked ourselves on an excursion to the Amazon... we fly out tomorrow afternoon to a tiny place called Rurrenabaque where we'll be spending one night (so proud of Tej that she called and booked it all herself in spanish just now). On tues we leave for a 3 day 2 night Pampas tour i.e. boat trip into the Amazon, where we will be camping at Eco Lodges in the jungle and taking boat trips out to see the anacondas, crocodiles, monkeys, swim with pink dolphins and fish for piranhas which we are supposed to later eat!!!!!!!! Will let you know how it goes, if we survive ofcourse ;) just kidding!!
We will be back in La Paz on Friday and hope to head straight to Lake Titicaca (to the original Copacabana) that afternoon. We'll probably stay there for a couple of nights and then head to Puno in Peru. Will email closer to that time to let you guys know.
S'all for now. Hope you are all having a wonderful weekend and a great start to the week ahead. I miss you loads and SO wish you were here with me, although I doubt you'd let me do any of this stuff :) haha. Went shopping again today and have bought all of you a little something... unfortunately dont have a lot of space in my backpack so they really are LITTLE!
Love u loads,
Sonal
P.S: Did I mention we're no longer "chicas" here, we're called "Mamitas"!!!!
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Still in La Paz...
Hi All,
Just to let you know that our flight was cancelled yesterday due to heavy rains in the Amazon!! :( Its been raining cats and dogs here in La Paz, so cant imagine how it must be over there!
Anyway, we were able to share our first dorm room with 2 other stranded travellers, one from Holland and the other from Germany. Had a wonderful evening with them, ate dinner at a restaurant we missed going to while we were here and later played cards in our dorm room until past midnight!!! Now we've really become slumming backpackers :)
If all goes well (which I'm starting to doubt in Bolivia), our flight should leave this afternoon at 4.30pm. Otherwise, I dont think we'll be able to go to the Amazon on this trip :( because of the lack of time to travel to Cuzco for the Inca Trail next week. *sigh* Pls keep your fingers crossed for us!
Love u all,
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Sonal
Hi Dad,
' We're still not in the Amazon... our flight was cancelled AGAIN yesterday due to weather!! We've changed airlines now and hope to leave this morning.
Just wanted to give u a heads up re: Keith's Dad's trip to Japan. On the way I believe he has the opportunity to stop in Delhi. Let me know if you think you may be around that time in June.
Lots of love
Sonal
Back from the jungle
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Sonal
S'all for now. Do write and let me know how things are at your end, especially with your back!
love u loads,
Your Amazon experiences - and my proposed travel saga this end...
Hola from Peru!!
Hi All,
I can't believe we were in the hot n humid jungle just this morning... and now we're in Peru!!
After spending a few extra days in Rurennabaque we were happy to say g'bye to the bloody mosquitoes and take the tiny little propeller plane out early this morning back to La Paz. Instead of stopping for coffee and breakfast, as we had wanted to, we decided to go straight to the bus station to sort out our passage to Peru, as we literally have 24hrs to get there!!
Luckily just about managed to catch the 9am local bus (a dodgy mini van with foldable seats) to Copacabana, on the way making the coolest lake crossing across Lake Titicaca, which is seriously as AMAZING as I had imagined it to be! It's absolutely enormous and just continues and continues from Bolivia into Peru. We had originally planned to stay in Copacabana for a few days, but at least we managed to get a glimpse of it today!
Once we arrived, both TJ and I were dying for something to eat but knew we had to sort out the next leg of our trip first. So we headed down to the nearest bus company and bought tickets straight to Cusco, with a stop in Puno (where we are now) on the way. This bus was also just about to leave so literally jumped on, with the conductor carrying my backpack (yay!!). Headed across the border with growling tummies and found an old cholita lady (the ones with the bowler hats perched on their heads) selling moomphallis (peanuts in their shells). So we bought two packets and some water and walked across the border into Peru... totally surreal as the people on the other side were dressed completely differently!!! LOL
Puno is also on Lake Titicaca and has a few floating lakes which we passed while walking around... we've got 5hrs before the next bus takes us to Cusco. Managed to find a tiny little dhaaba type restaurant at the bus station (we dont care anymore where we eat or pee!!) and ordered food by pointing at other people's dishes :) I was then served some dodgy looking soup with semonlina in it, which ended up tasting delish, just like chicken broth! Then for seconds I was served a plate of chicken curry with potatoes and rice... ate most of it before discovering (just my luck) a hair curled around one of the onions *ewwwwwwww* Couldnt stomach another bite and unfortunately put TJ off her food as well, which was strips of beef and onions with chips and rice. We were then served two cups of sweet coca tea (without us asking for them) which we thoroughly enjoyed because of the altitude change since being in the jungle. Its much colder here as well, so it helped warm us up. Luckily I had taken Peruvian money out before leaving the UK so we could pay for the surprisingly cheap meal... 9 soles for everything (2 pounds)!!!!
So we should be in Cusco tomorrow morning, just as Amrita (my friend from London) arrives as well. I do miss the jungle LOADS, the atmosphere there was incredible. OMG how could I forget to mention our discovery last night!!! We did a hike up to this hotel up on a hill where you can see fab views of the little village and we thought we'd catch the sunset as well. So we walked up, took some pics and then walked towards an area that had loud music blaring from it. Lo and behold what do we fall upon but an incredible oasis with palm trees, a swimming pool with a bar and tons of Israelis (who are literally EVERYWHERE you turn in S. America) partying away!!! It was a hotel, so we decided to grab a drink before jumping on motorbike taxis (!!!) to take us back to our hotel. Haha - what a fun way to end our evening in the jungle :)
We will be chilling out for a couple of days and meeting up with some Dutch friends we had made in Rio during the Carnival as well.
Then Friday we depart to hike the Inca Trail (I am shitting myself) to get to Machu Picchu by next Monday. Not sure what our condition is going to be like when we get back to Cusco on the 12th, but I will get in touch when possible thereafter.
Love to all of you!
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Sonal
Off on the Inca Trail on Friday
Hi All,
Hope you are doing well.
Tej and I arrived in Cusco yesterday early in the morning... we're in love with the steep cobbled streets and the beautiful houses and architecture. Amrita made it from London a few hrs later and we're all nervously excited about heading on the Inca Trail tomorrow. We met with our guide (David) yesterday as well and he seemed super professional and VERY realistic/practical i.e. no beating around the bush about how tough this trek is going to be :(
Please say a lil pray for us and keep your fingers crossed as this is definitely the toughest thing we have done so far on this trip. We hope to be back to Cusco on Monday afternoon, staying at the same hotel (Amaru II). The phone number here is: +51-84-223521.
Lots of love,
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Sonal
Hi my darling Daddykins,
Lovely to hear that you are back home now after your trip as well. We just got back from the Inca Trail as well and are absolutely exhausted. I'll tell you all about them and the adventure in more detail later. Right now just wanted you to know that we are well and really really happy at having accomplished this incredible journey. It was super spiritual and thought provoking... just being under the clear night sky lit up with a zillion stars in the southern hemisphere, some we've never seen before. We literally shed blood, sweat and tears (once again) but it was all worth it!! Cant wait to tell you all about it.
Love you loads,
Sonal
All's well...
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Sonal
All's well...
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Chat with Sonal
y r u not responding to my mails?
I hv been worried stiff not hearing from u in the past 5 days running
Leaving S. America :(
In Lima at the moment, still a few hrs to kill before we head to the airport. Amrita's left already, although her Madrid-London connection has been cancelled due to the Iceland volcanoe (so crazy)! Mum, you're probably still stuck in Poland as well? Heard about the terrible plane crash there, must be a very sad place to be at the moment.
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Sonal
